GRAMMIE’S SECRET PART ONE
GRAMMIE’S SECRET PART ONE
ACT ONE SCENE ONE
Charles is sitting on the bed reading a gossip magazine. Deanna is sitting by her desk typing on her computer.
CHARLES
Deanna, listen to this (reading) Justin Bieber will be taking another paternity test because a seventy-five-year-old woman is pregnant and claims Justin is the father. Can you believe that? These magazines are ridiculous. What idiot would buy and read this crap?
DEANNA
Didn’t you buy that?
CHARLES
Oh yeah. (Beat) So what are you doing?
DEANNA
I’m trying to finish this paper for school. I hate papers. No matter how hard I try I can’t seem to get to the minimum page count.
CHARLES
How many pages do you need?
DEANNA
The paper has to be at least twelve pages long.
CHARLES
How many do you have so far?
DEANNA
One.
CHARLES
I’m so sick of college. I wish I could drop out without my parents finding out.