SHADRACH, MESHACH, AND ABEDNEGO

A Comedy Sketch Written by: Casey Bell

CHARACTERS

SHADRACH

MESHACH

ABEDNEGO

KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR

2 GUARDS

KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego you are not serving my gods, nor worshiping the golden image which I have set up, and because of that you will be punished. Throw them into the burning fiery furnace! (Laughing) Fire!!! (The guards throw them into the furnace). They will burn alive and die. (Laughing the “evil laugh”). They will fry like chicken. (He looks into the furnace). Hey wait a second, why do I see four men in the furnace, I only sent three. Take them out of the furnace at once!!! (The guards usher them out. All three come out eating fried chicken). What the name in my gods are going on here?

SHADRACH

An angel of God came in the furnace to protect us from the burning fire.

MESHACH

And some chicken so that we wouldn’t go hungry. They fry quickly.

ABEDNEGO

We were about to make some mozzarella sticks, but you told the guards to take us out.

KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR

Oh my God.

MESHACH

Hey, don’t use His name in vain.

KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR

Sorry. This is amazing. Everyone across the land must worship their God because He sent them an Angel to protect them so that they wouldn’t die.

ABEDNEGO

And some chicken to fry.

An Comedy Sketch excerpt from CrazFun
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